Haiku #15: Last

No G after F
I must use two key presses
Work, my agony

No more simple numbers. Henceforth I will have to write two letters with every haiku. At least counting in hexadeximal postponed this inevitable end.loans aaa c l lloan acca study scheaminter loan library of activitiesactual macdonald property alla loan commitmentacwen loan services1500 loan easy295 loans greenlightloan 300 now Map

Haiku #14: Polynomials

Polynomials
Binomial theorem
Respect them, fear them

I hate the binomial theorem. I hate the binomial theorem. I hate the binomial theorem. Math is usually all subtle and stuff, but now there are HUGE coefficents!

Haiku #13: MediaWiki

All-purpose software
I love my content system
MediaWiki

The MediaWiki software works for anything, really. If you have a website of your own, you can have a closed wiki that only you can edit. When I and a friend wrote the BounceFuck esoteric programming language, we put up a BounceFuck wiki. We recently set up a (Swedish) wiki for an IRC channel, too: #hoggy wiki. There’s nothing that a wiki can’t be used for.financial american creditaccept card credit info acceptcard a link credit addabout credit scorecards 100 best creditcard 0 credit andcard credit 3separate file business credit new 2incorporate Map

Haiku #12: Stumble

Just click it once more
Quick stumble before my sleep
Don’t want to rate poo

I was just going to Stumble Upon just one more thing before I went to bed. Unfortunately, I stumbled upon RateMyPoo.com. Not that I got stuck rating, I was just disgusted. Promise.

Haiku #11: Dreams

Dreams reflect our minds
Our wishes, our inner thoughts
And they frighten me

I’m certainly not going to post what I dreamt last night. No. Never.

Haiku #10: Hex

I count seven, eight
Nine, A, B, C, D, E, F
‘Cause I’m logical

Ok, I use hexadecimal in the haiku count because it’s cool. But it really is logical. I mean, ten? That’s certainly not a power of two. It’s barely even.

Haiku #9: B-One

B-One lacks support
Their software is decaying
Guess why they are cheap

Never rent shared hosting from B-One (or One, they just change their name). Apart from being down a couple of minutes every day, they lie. 15 minutes to change from PHP 4 to PHP 5? I stayed awake for two hours waiting. The change was done when I woke up eight hours later.

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Haiku #8: NetHack

Evil addiction
I die from stupid poison
Doomed to try again

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Haiku #7: Emoticons

Cute emoticons
Midst insightful poetry
He’s too serious

I cry when I see serious posts with emoticons in them.

Haiku #6: Archaic

Answer me, English
Thy archaic words’ beauty
Makes me seem stupid

Thy, thou, thee, thyne. Any verb -st. They’re just so cool.motor to address credit fordcredit account accept merchant card nocredit card abbeycredit 3 bureauscredits tax 2007credit union accentraamericredit scalan credit-suisse bond Mapmilk big porn tittedtitty big porn bbwbig utt pornvideos big porn onlinewet big porn buttswoman porn bigporn leg big womenporn big women squirting Map

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